K so me and my family were late to church so we instead went to this brunch with our relatives. anyway, when we got there the food was already out so we dug in right away. some of my relatives needed to go to the bathroom. they left the table. Then a bunch of little children and young teenagers all gathered around their spots thinking that they had left and started grabbing for their food. we protested saying "thats our relatives food!" "they will be back soon" and "stop that at once" and they protested back with grunts and saying "it's food" they eventually gave up and moved away to another table were they sang a song about us being selfish to try and make us feel guilty. My brother sang a song back at them about pigs and slaughter (even though we were eating roast beef. We then tried to get my granddad to eat this snow pea stir fry but when ask to he protested saying it did not look like anything he would like. So we forced him to try it but the moment it touched his lips he didn't like it.
Then we went to this park were their were these three paths going up a hill. My mom asked me questions about the paths wondering which one we should take. I told her stuff about the one to the left then the one to the right then i couldn't stop making jokes about how much Buddha loved the "Middle path". When looking up the hill all of the paths diverged to the right so it really didn't matter wich one we took they would lead to the same place.
3 years ago